"Once upon a time a Caity was born in a tiny fantasy land known as Richmond Virginia. As chance would have it, the Caity now goes to a college there. I believe she exclaimed something along the lines of 'I'm going to draw pictures for a meager living!' before she vanished in a cloud of smoke and glitter.

"This particular Caity had an overdeveloped interest in art and drawing stuff, and so it is no surprise to me that this Caity decided to persue a career in such things.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some laundry to do."

-Edward MacSquiddington,
personal acquaintance of the Caity.